So, it is that time.
Time to get stuffed.
With Bitstrip Thanksgiving pictures of Quixie, of course.
C’mon, you knew it was coming.
Did you know that they didn’t serve turkey the first Thanksgiving? They ate venison instead. That actually sounds much more delicious, but…
Poor Bambi. Aww…
Or you can just skip the meat-eating all together:
I say we do away with all the cooking.
I mean, do Americans really need to be stuffing themselves to the brim anyway?
Okay, okay. I’m just being a sourpuss. But before you lecture me…there are plenty of things I’m thankful for, dumbass.
I just don’t need a holiday to remind me of those things.
Especially if I have to endure “quality” family time:
But please don’t let me ruin your holiday. I’m just a crank-a-pank.
Go, enjoy your game!
and have a Happy Thanksgiving!