While watching the new Stars Wars movie Rogue One at the cinema yesterday I developed a really bad neck, shoulder, and upper body ache. It took a good hour or so of stretching, massaging, and pain meds to ease the ache enough to go to sleep. The culprit of my ache was the theater seat, which was designed for an average-height person. At 4’11 and 3/4 inches I am not an average height person.
The cushioning made for neck support hit me at the top of my head, making my neck and shoulders hunch forward. Typical chairs are extremely uncomfortable for short girls like me.
This is just one of many #shortgirlproblems. In addition:
My feet can’t touch the ground:
My legs are too short for even “petite” pants:
As for bicycling:
My feet can’t touch the pedals in a car unless I’m this close:
Forget trying to see anything up high:
I need to climb to reach anything!
It’s hard to keep up:
When I hug I often get chests and boobies in my face:
This is what it’s like to kiss me:
Until recently I looked like a child and often got treated as such:
People like to comment on my height which annoys the shit out of me:
However there are some advantages to bring short-statured:
I can fit into small spaces:
People naturally have affection for me because they think I’m cute:
I never hit my head on things:
I’m like a feisty little ninja:
I will forever look younger than my age. (Yes, it’s also a plus).
The biggest advantage?
Yes! All of these!
In our house, my husband is the one who has the superpower of being of normal height. So he has to get things off off top shelves, replace light bulbs, all those things that require arm reach. I’ve had exactly your problem with seats putting my head at a bad angle too. And I have a stool by the washer, and sometimes take my grabber with me shopping to reach the top shelf. (I’m 5′, one of my daughters is maybe an inch taller, but the other is an inch shorter.)
On the bright side, when I went to help in the kid’s elementary school classes, the kiddie chairs were at a good height for me. I can get in the back seat of most cars, because I don’t need much legroom. And I have to sit up straight on the front of my chair at chorus rehearsal, because if I sit back my legs don’t reach the floor.
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::giggle:: Glad you can relate, Ubi. Those are some good examples. I have started using stools (even when using the toilet) and they help out a lot! I never thought of taking a grabber with me to the store – thanks for the tip.
My husband’s parents are tall and we have an ongoing bet about what daughter’s height will be when she’s 16. She’s 10 now and almost my height. When she was 7 I made a bet that she’s going to be under 5’4 whereas they are betting she’s going to be over. I think I’M going to win because tall genes are recessive, plus my daughter is always the second shortest in her class. The win will be so sweet!
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Do you have small feet too? I’m curious cuz some short women have little feet and some don’t. I do (size 5 1/2) but they are wide, like “normal” sized feet. I have a really tough time finding shoes that fit.
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Yup. Size 6, and I also have wide feet. Shopping for shoes online just isn’t happening, because I need to try things on. I wrote about shoe issues a while back, here: https://boldquestions.wordpress.com/2013/05/29/i-love-shoes-i-hate-shoes/
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I could SO relate to and enjoyed your post – thanks for sharing it! I’m still trying to wear super cute fashionable shoes after all these years of miserableness! Time to give in and buy practical shoes, Quix.
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I may need to update that post. I recently found some slip-ons at Wal-Mart. They’re cheap and not very durable, but they are solid black, wide enough, and have about a half-inch of memory foam in them. They are super comfy! I bought several pairs, and sewed some ornamentation on one pair so I can fake that they are dress shoes. So far, so good.
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Nice! So glad you found some comfy shoes. And that’s great that you are crafty enough to make them dressy!
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This is so true! I’m 5’2 and have nearly always been the shortest when I was at school and now around my work colleagues. My mum is 4’11 too Quixie. Good things come in small packages 🙂
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Yay, a fellow shortie! Do you get excited on the few occasions seeing women shorter than you? That rarely happens to me, although I did recently meet a women who is 4’10. I didn’t say “Hey – finally someone shorter than me!” which I get a lot. I hate that.
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Anthrax also generally comes in small packages; as does arsenic.
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And we short “girls” can be just as lethal! So watch your back…or..errr..your lower region! lol
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I have tall guy problems. Probably a lot of the opposite problems.
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Hi ben – thanks for your comment.😊 How tall are you?
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I’m actually 6’1. My knees are always getting cramped in the train, always hitting my head on stuff, no beds ever seem big enough, and always having to get things on tall shelves for others. You know, opposite stuff than you.
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I’m 5′ 1/2″…or as we say in MY homeland of Australia..156cm. When I fly..and amazingly my knees nearly reach the seat in front..I think..”how the HELL do taller people cope!”
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Yeah, I do think that too. Its ridiculous how little space there is on airplanes.✈
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Oh🤔 That sounds just as annoying, of not more!
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It’s probably about the same.
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Is your head being horizontal not a much bigger problem?
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No, the horizontal head comes from being so tall that I have to bend it that way to avoid door hitting it on door frames.
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If it is any consolation, you will find that tall women find it no easier, indeed some years ago a study was undertaken which found that short women found it easier to to marry than tall women. The study was some years ago so might be seen as sexist now, sigh, such is the way of the world.
So I will leave you with a video from one of my favourite Youtube stations. I think this girl is a shorty, but that you will find that all the Star Wars fan will see her as ‘adorkable’.
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I should have said the ‘male’ Star Wars fans, so here is another video for good measure:
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I loved this. She was so insightful about the Star Wars universe!
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Oh, this is good! Lol. Yes, she is adorkable. Much more so then me.
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My personal favourite:
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Sorry, I got confused, this is the one I menat to post:
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It’s those big blue peepers that do it I reckon…but then..I am..errr, a little biased! lol
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What I should have said, officially you are a quarter of an inch taller than Judy Garland was:
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Am I really! I knew she was short but not that short.😀
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Perhaps this might make you laugh:
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/a39502/tall-girl-problems/
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Ha ha. Lots of good points. Tall girls have my sympathy. Though I still think it’s harder to be short.
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Ah Quixie..as you already know…I feel your pain..I can relate to pretty much EVERY short girl problem you mentioned. I’ll add only one tho..as a nurse of many years. Needing to stand on the base of the IV pole..to reach the IV bag. NOT recommended, as it’s on wheels. But what’s a very short nurse to do! Ask the sick patient to jump out of bed and reach it for you! lol
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Ah. I, of course, hadn’t thought of that! That definitely doesn’t sound safe.
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Here is someone the same height as you:
Interesting comparing the video to this photo:
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She’s so tiny! I guess that’s what people say about me – ha.
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Kylie Minogue! I used to listen to her (and this song) a lot when I was a kid. I hadn’t realized she was a shorty until recently. Yeah – in the music video she’s surrounded by smaller people so she looks average height.
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And here is someone slightly shorter than yourself at only 4 foot 11 inches:
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I love her – she is so funny.
These women are much, much thinner than me which makes them look EXTRA tiny.
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Felicity Jones, the star of Rogue One, is not tall either. She is 5 foot 2 and a half.
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Oh wow – You’d never know all these actresses and musicians are so short. I guess directors use special tricks to make them appear taller!
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At 5’1 I have a lot of the same problems! I sympathize!
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Yes – another shortie! 🙂
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I was watching a documentary on Queen Victoria last night. She was only 4 foot 11 inches.
There seems to be a lot of influential diminutive women.
But as the Queen might have said – ‘we are not amused’.
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Quixie, this post is so funny and relatable! It is nice knowing that other girls have the same problems just navigating daily life because I don’t feel so alone! At the same time, its also very empowering to see so much personality stem from short girls as a collective – so much so that even Shakespeare kept a close watch on us. Thank you for sharing this and I look forward to reading more!
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Hey fellow shorty! Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting. 😀
I’m not familiar with enough Shakespeare to know that he kept a close watch on us. Do you have any examples?
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